here is why i want to be famous

if you are famous you get to slum around in sweats if you like, but then your job is to do something like this  and you get to dress up like a sailor girl from the 30's but no one thinks you are a caricature of yourself, you are just working hard, and you get to take it all off before you have to get on the subway, which you don't have to do anyway because you are really rich.