Dear China King,
I graduated in 2005 from Longwood University with a B.A. in Business Administration with a concentration in marketing, minor in Spanish. May I give you a free sprinkling of marketing know how? If you want to encourage patronage and you accidently put "FREE DELIVERY" on your menus. Put a sticker of a panda or a bowl of rice, even a happy face over "FREE." The sharpie just says you are like my cheap date that made me pay for my own fast food.
Lots of love,
Sarah Elizabeth
Cheap dates pay for your fast food, shitty dates make you pay for your own.
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