2. Dear
"WTF!! - 25" to quote you: "Ok...so im really getting sick of all these fake ass people on this site!!! Is it really necessary to post something just to get someone to visit your amateur porn site? Is it really that serious!!?? Im really starting to think that there are no real people out there anymore. I guess if there are any REAL women out there looking for a REAL man than e-mail me. BTW im a 25 y/o swm...anything else u can ask me."
I bet you are really sad that you can't edit the font on Craigs list because your last line of "No bbws please, (no offense, just not my thing)" would make you look more like a fake ass person if it was bolded.
3. Dear "
College grad finally... - 22 (St. Charles)" I can completley understand opening your picture in paint and covering your face. It makes total sense you want to see the other person emailing you before you reveal your sexy self. What I don't understand is why did you white out the big cock by your face. I bet it brings out your eyes. Also you didn't have to put an arrow on your shirt, I know where to find the small dicks!
4. Dear "Seeking An Age Gap Relationship - 53 (St. Peters)" You say that this "Age Gap Relationship" thing has worked for you but I question that since due to the language in the ad like this is not a sugar daddy thing, you like submissives and you are divorced. P. S. the young ones tend to point, laugh and runaway when you ask them to be your young submissive thang but not pay for their stuff, hello, its the only benefit for the age gap in the first place!
5. Dear "Best Guy on CL -26" This line: "I'm posting this on Friday evening. It's sunny and beautiful outside - last night was amazing too! The Cardinals clenched the division." in fact does NOT "prove this is real." My best guy on craigslist does NOT know that the Cardinals clenched the division or what baseball even is, he just asks me "Michaels or JoAnns tonight honey?"
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