Sunday, September 27, 2009

Douche Bag, Can you use it in a sentance please?


Douche Bag, D-o-u-c-h-e B-a-g, Douche Bag. A douche bag is a male leaving a personal ad on Craigslist describing what he looks like and it includes his BMI of 24.
Double Douche Bag. A double douche bag is a male leaving a personal ad on Craigslist describing that he is looking for a woman with a BMI of under 26 and directs females to the Google BMI calculator in case they don't know it off the top of their head.
Just like he is going to ask a lot of questions of you if you still live at home, I am going to ask you a lot of questions if you are interested in a douche bag to the ninth power.

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