I really just don't get it. Part Dos.

After ranting in the previous entry. I checked my email and there were further rules as to what can and cannot be in Match.com Photos.

For All Photos:
* No nudity or sheer/see-through clothing
* No copyrighted images (ie: drawings, photographs, or other illustrations)
* No identifying information (ie: license plates, email or web addresses, visible street address numbers, etc.)
* No illegal acts or violence
* No minors only (without an adult included in the photo)

Obviously my bookcase is the problem! If I show that picture out... potential mates would know I have Twilight books. So they could potential find me by checking in the windows of every house for this identifying information... TWILIGHT NOVELS.

I totally understand now.

I really just don't get it.

By now most females should be aware that FOX and ABC networks banned the following Lane Bryant Ad from airing because it is "Too Sexy" even though the aired Victoria Secret's The Nakeds Ad. Well it seems to be a common mentality that plus size women are just too sexy because Match.com won't let me use the above photo as my primary photo.

When I looked up the guide lines I know there isn't copyrighted material, and its not a photo of just kids. I do not have my face obscured and it is not a group shot, so what other rule could be preventing me from using this as my primary photo: No "racy" photos. Our customer care team will evaluate your photos to make certain that they're not too suggestive or explicit. Don't show too much skin. Photos with nudity or sheer, or otherwise "see-through," material below the waist will be rejected.

My nude bra is kinda showing, maybe I could photoshop it out.. all two slivers of it.

I wonder if there are some primary photos of size 2 girls out there in their tank tops? I'm guessing that is a yes. Way to be size-ist Match.com

Frida Uterus

I've seen many a Frida Kahlo nic-nacs in my day. Though this by far takes the cake, and also defines why I love the oh-so womanly Frida Kahlo. You can purchase from Esty seller VulvaLoveLovely.

One of the biggest let downs ever.

My home page for Internet Explorer (its what us Windows users have to surf the web, it be like Safari for you MAC users) is AOL news. Don't ask me why I haven't changed it. Sometimes I like the headlines and search further into the articles. Like yesterday. It was asking me if I remember David Gallagher, who played Simon on 7th Heaven? Of course I do. Do I wanna know what he looks like now? Hellz yeah.

Really? Thats the best you got TMZ? This is not as satisfying as seeing Travis Tedford played "Spanky" in the 1994 version of Little Rascals. His now picture shows him with his Walmart ID badge. Or learning that the jerk brother "Buzz" from the Home Alone movies was recently kicked out of the cab, on that show Cash Cab for not knowing the right answer.

unfortunately...

...according to this weird pamphlet page from the 1900's, the fuller face can NOT wear a turban.

Hats don't work on me.

Sex and the City 2, Darlena Vintage and Everythingstyle.com

But perhaps could a turban work?